🧀 THE HILL IS WAITING. THE CHEESE IS ROLLING.

Gravity is just a suggestion in the world's most chaotic dairy-based extreme sport.

Welcome to Kornphlake's Cheese Chase, the only racing game where breaking your legs is a valid strategy. Inspired by the legendary Cooper's Hill Cheese Rolling event, you must throw yourself down treacherous slopes, bounce off rivals, and master the art of the "tactical faceplant" to catch the prize.

🏃‍♂️ PURE RAGDOLL CHAOS

Physics-based tumbling means no two races are the same. One minute you're sprinting for glory, the next you're a human bowling ball taking out half the competition. Use the Tumble Recovery System to mash buttons and bounce back faster than your opponents!

🌍 8 INSANE BIOMES

Why stop at a grassy hill? Chase the cheese across the galaxy:

• Sunny Hill: The classic grass-stained nightmare.
• Muddy Mayhem: Low friction, high filth. Bring a snorkel.
• Lunar Leap: 1/6th gravity means massive jumps and slow-motion crashes.
• Magma Mountain: The floor is literally lava. Don't trip.
• ...and more! (Including the glitchy Neon Night and the sticky Candy Coast).

🧢 UNLOCK THE WEIRDOS

Earn Cheese Curds by winning races, catching big air, and bullying opponents. Spend your fortune at the Dairy Market to unlock a cast of 10 ridiculous runners:

• The Viking: Believes the cheese is a wheel from Thor's chariot.
• The Alien: Needs high-grade dairy to refuel his saucer.
• Captain Curd: A superhero whose only power is gliding (sometimes).

🎮 HOW TO SURVIVE (CONTROLS)

• RIGHT ARROW: Run like the wind.
• UP ARROW: Jump / Double Jump.
• DOWN ARROW: Slide (Safe) / Tuck (Mid-air).
• LEFT ARROW (Double Tap): Kick mud at the losers behind you.
• CRASHED? Mash buttons wildly to stand up faster!

📱 PLAY ANYWHERE

Built for browser and fully optimized for mobile! Rotate your phone to landscape and tap the on-screen buttons to chase cheese on the bus, on the toilet, or at a real cheese rolling event (not recommended).

Created by Kornphlake Games. Secure the curd. Become the legend.